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Damara sat up in bed, a cigarette hanging lazily out of her mouth. Her eyes were half-lidded and her smile was that of a mischievous prankster. She tossed her lighter onto the nightstand, and then turned her gaze towards you. You were also sitting up in bed; however, you were much more decent about it. You clutched the sheet up to her neck, making sure it covered you entirely, whereas Damara just let everything hang out.

“次のラウンドのために準備はできましたか?時間をオーバーブレーク。[Ready for next round? Break time over.]” Damara said, releasing a cold, breathy chuckle. Her eyes examined you up and down, and she raised her free hand, ready to rip the sheets away from you.

You clutched the blanket tighter to you. “Just give me a minute, okay? I need some fuel.” Damara simply rolled her eyes as you arose from bed and ran into the bathroom, not wanting to be seen. Searching, you found Damara’s silken red bathrobe and slipped into it. You didn’t want to risk walking into the kitchen stark naked and have Aradia see you.

When you opened the bathroom door, Damara whistled at you and snapped her boney fingers. “あなたがセクシーに見える。それを脱ぐ。[You look sexy. Take it off.]

“Not yet, geez,” You muttered, turning to the bedroom door.

Damara scoffed. “急いで。牛乳を飲む、精液を作る。[Hurry up. Drink milk, makes cum.]"

It took everything you had not to burst out laughing. You covered your mouth, stifling a giggle. “Don’t worry, I will.” You walked out, closing the door behind you, and heading to the kitchen. As completely sure as you were that the suggestion Damara had made was just an old wise tale, you figured a glass of milk wouldn’t hurt.

You opened the fridge and grasped the gallon of milk. You pulled it off the shelf, and shut the door - which revealed Aradia standing next to you in the kitchen. Nearly jumping out of you skin, you wobbled back into the counter. “Wow, did you startle me,” You muttered, your cheeks turning a bright pink.

“I didn’t mean to,” Aradia said, taking the milk from you and carefully placing it on the counter, “I’m sorry.”

You waved your hand and smiled. “It’s fine, I’m just jumpy tonight, I guess.” You walked over to the cabinets and opened them to grab a tall glass.

“Is it because you’re naked under those robes?”

Luckily, you had sat the glass on the counter or else it would’ve been shattered on the wooden floor. You glanced over at Aradia. “I-I… yeah.”

Aradia grabbed the milk and filled the glass practically to the brim. She then handed it to you. “Well, hopefully this makes you feel better from all the bumping and grinding.” It killed you when she pointed out the most perverted things, and yet she seemed like someone who would never say things so outright outrageous.

But then again, that’s why you loved her.

“Thanks,” You said, a small smile crossing your lips.

There was a sound, similar to the turning of a doorknob. “[NAME]. HURRY UP. ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.” The door slammed, the sound echoing in your brain.

Aradia leaned over and kissed your cheek. “Good luck,” She whispered with a sneer. You took a sip of your milk and quickly tapped her shoulder, not wanting her to leave just yet. She turned around to look at you.

“Maybe tomorrow night I can teach you some stuff,” You whispered back, “y’know, I’ve learned a lot in the past few weeks. I’m sure Damara can do without me for a session.”

You saw Aradia’s face light up as she walked back to her room.

“...Wow, I can’t believe I just said that.”
{{This was requested by ~PrincessSakura1221 and I hope you enjoy.~}}
I didn't go far enough to where this should get reported... hopefully.
I couldn't help it; Damara's in it and Damara has to get sexual.
But yeah, the gist is, you live with Damara and Aradia, and you switch beds every night.
Nobody really sleeps though. huehuehue
I hope you guys enjoy! I'm trying to post more often, I promise.~

p.s. The picture isn't mine, just the writing.
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crimsongrain Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Someone has been listening to their Louis CK
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015

brb, dying XD
tuxedomaskfangirl Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is now my new fav fanfic.
avril4032 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
Double Pistols and a Wink 
amber14703 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
<--- my icon
RadiantPoet Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
please tell me there is more
limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
There are no words to express how amazing this is.
Kityluv Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oblivious-to-4ever Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

Oh my god I can't. XD I'm laughing so hard right now.
canadaswee Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*reads third to last line* session? *processes* O////////O
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Drink milk, make cum... Whale then I think ill just be over here for a bit wondering why I'm on the internet anymore still good story
missProtista Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013
Eiiiii this is fantastic!!!! Could you possibly make a sequel to this....please?? aklsdfjasljdfasdj this is sooo good, omg!
ShadowxScarlet109 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
EricaYamanaka Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Tanuki-sama ;w;
Your Damara was perfect ;w;
So happy ;w;
xTanuki Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you.~ :D
I really appreciate it.
Masteriesofthegame Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I lol-ed so hard at this. XD
Stealthheart213 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
loool i love
IAmTehMatt Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
I think you have perfectly captured Damara.
xTanuki Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you, I tried. c:
It was hard since I've never written a reader insert for her before.
Xalath Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ehehehehehehehehehehe~~~ :iconpervyaradiaplz:
Dagmarithesly Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
This is beautiful :iconteheplz:
xTanuki Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you.~ :3
ShellShell88 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
This was really nice. You kept both characters in their respectful characters perfectly. 
Do you remember where you got the picture?

xTanuki Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you, I tried.~ c':
I searched 'Megido Family' in google images, and I'm pretty sure the particular picture was linked from the Dolorosa tag on tumblr. I'm sorry I don't have an artist source. ^^;
ShellShell88 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
oh it's okay I was just curious. Thank you for giving me a lead. ^^
Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the awesome thing is I am one of the Aries 
xTanuki Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are very lucky.~ c':
Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
but... I was the first to die ;_; 
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Ghost sex hello
BlackroseWhiterose Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
PrincessSakura1221 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
amg Im slowly dying and this is beautiful and you're awesome and Im just gonna go ahead and give you all of my ghost feels and love and ahhh <3 
xTanuki Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you.~ c:
I'm happy you liked it.
sarcasticHoarder Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damara~ *swoons*
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