Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Cronus

You reached into the box, grabbed something rectangular, and pulled out your hand. It seemed to be that you had grabbed a package of candy cigarettes, similar to the ones that Cronus had hanging out of his mouth all day. You opened the package and stuck one in your mouth. It made you giggle, seeing how completely off one simple cigarette made you look.

There was a tap on your shoulder. You turned around to see Cronus was behind you.

“You makin’ fun of me?” He asked in an accusing tone.

You quickly shook your head, not wanting him to be upset with you.

He leaned in close and used his teeth to take the cigarette from your mouth. “Good,” He muttered, walking past you and towards the closet. You blushed and quickly followed. The two of you smushed into the closet and Dave shut the door behind you.

“...You’re not going to smoke in here, are you?” You suddenly asked.

Cronus snickered. “My cig’s are just for show, you should know that by now.” You couldn’t help but laugh along, though you really had no idea.

Cronus used a peace sign formation of his fingers and held the cigarette out of his lip for a moment. “So, sweetheart,” He said in a sexy, growling voice, “are you ready to go or what?”

Without another word, he dove across the closet for you. You didn’t even get a chance to react as Cronus immediately pressed his lips against your own, leaving you unable to speak. Of course, you weren’t complaining. The kiss was... amazing, to say the least. His lips tasted like the sugar of the candy cigarette and you were sure yours did, too.

As the kiss went further, Cronus carefully slipped his hands under your butt and pulled you onto his lap. He managed to slip his tongue in your mouth, causing the two of you to fight for dominance.

“You taste like the ocean...” You muttered, finally pulling away from the kiss to breath.

“I’m not sure if I should take that as a compliment or an insult,” Cronus said with a chuckle.

Suddenly, light flowed into the closet. Dave stood in the doorway, a beer bottle in his hand. “Shoo, it’s time for the next session.”

Cronus smirked, and threw you over his shoulder. He then headed for the stairs.