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You were sitting at home alone, as usual. You had popped a bowl of buttery popcorn and thrown in your DVD of ‘Wayne’s World.’ It was one of your favorites, and you hadn’t seen it in awhile. Besides, you weren’t one to go out on Saturday nights. You preferred staying home in your fortress of solitude, and you figured everyone else liked it that way, too.

As you threw some popcorn carelessly into your mouth, you cellphone rang. You paused your movie and checked the caller ID; it was Dave Strider. Of course, he was one of the only people who ever called you on a Saturday night. He always tried to get you to come to his wild parties, but you always turned him down.

You answered the phone. “Hello?”

“’Sup [Name]?”

“Oh, I’m just sitting here, comfortably watching a movie.” You hoped that telling him you were having a good time would make him forget about asking you to the party and hang up or something. However, that was not the case.

“Well, I called ‘cause we’re having a really cool party and I wondered if you wanted anybody to come pick you up.” You knew he was smirking when he talked. You could also tell that he was on the verge of being wasted. “This party’s off the hook.”

You rolled your eyes. “Dave, you call me at every party to invite me, and every time I say no. Why do you always call me again and again when you already know that I won’t want to go?”

“We’re playing ‘7 Minutes in Heaven’ and you could get your crush.” He said simply. You had never told him your crush, but he certainly knew you had one. You tried to make sure that no one knew who it was, and you guessed you were doing a pretty good job.

You sighed. “Oh fine, but only if you promise to not bug me about your stupid parties again.”

“Oh, you’ll be wantin’ to come back after dis one…” Dave slurred and hung up the phone.

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John and Dave had both arrived at your house to pick you up for the party. John was driving, considering the fact that Dave had already drank over the limit. He wasn’t bad or anything, he was just a little… woozy. They had driven you back to the party and immediately after that, the game got started.

“Okay, everyone!” Dave called out to the party. “Put your items in the box and we’ll start our totally cool ‘7 Minutes in Heaven’ journey!” He held out a small cardboard box, just big enough for everyone to put their items in. Everyone bashed through the crowd to quickly be put in and then gather around the circle.

After everyone put in, Dave quickly held out the box towards you. “C’mon [Name], you know you wanna.~” He shook the box, letting all the contents jingle and jangle inside. You sighed and blindly picked something out of the basket.
(This series has been discontinued due to the excessive amount of flags and removals.)
Woohoo, I started something new! :'3
This is the list of everyone I'm currently planning on doing. I'm putting all of the male kids, trolls, and dancestors. If you want any females, just request in the comments.:

Dave: (This story was unfortunately flagged and removed. Go beat this person up who flagged it, please and thank you.)
John: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Rose:
Jade:
Dirk: (Flagged/removed.)
Jake: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Roxy:
Jane:
Gamzee: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Karkat: fav.me/d5rvpo7
Sollux: (Flagged/removed.)
Equius: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Eridan: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Tavros: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Aradia:
Kanaya: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Terezi: (Flagged/removed.)
Vriska: (Flagged/removed.)
Nepeta: (Flagged/removed.)
Feferi:
Kurloz: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Kankri: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Mituna: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Horuss: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Cronus: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Rufioh: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Aranea:
Porrim:
Meulin:
Damara:
Meenah:
Grand Highblood & Summoner: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Signless & Psiioniic: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
NOOO! DAVE NOOO! WHY DID SOMEONE FLAG YOUR ENDING?! ITS NOT LIKE WE FUCKED IN THE CLOSET IN SEVEN MINUTES!! A bitch is gonna die tonight...
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:iconwavywavy:
WavyWavy Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Student General Artist
"Sollux: Flagged/Removed"

I'M CRYING
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:iconarts4lyfe:
arts4lyfe Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
ME TOO
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:iconcglovesyooh:
cglovesyooh Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
STRIDER BROS AND SOLLUX
FLAGGED
GONNA GO PUNCH THIS/THESE PERSON/PEOPLE
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:iconmeowkatie:
meowkatie Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
Can you purr haps re-write the flagged ones on another site, and end us a link?
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:iconwinterandsomeartwork:
WinterAndSomeArtwork Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
omfg you made cronus AND eridan I will love you forever
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:iconbroobroo:
BrooBroo Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student General Artist
nuuu i wanted to see the dirk one ;A;
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:iconmayancreature:
MayanCreature Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Who the heck would flag Sollux?! Sollux Overdrive 
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:icondawnwhooves:
DawnWhooves Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student General Artist
I'm asking the exact same question
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:icondawnwhooves:
DawnWhooves Featured By Owner Edited Jan 10, 2015  Student General Artist
Meenahs would be glorious.
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:iconmehwhatevs:
MehWhatevs Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
I'm literally crying I want Dave back
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:icondemonicangelface:
DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  New member
Can't you just redo the story and put it up again?
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:icongoddessofadventure:
goddessofadventure Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Student General Artist
*small cri* whyyyy
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:iconsylveonthegreat:
SylveonTheGreat Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Someone flAGGED NEPETA'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOoo
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:iconcandyskull1999:
candyskull1999 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They won't get flagged/removed if you put the mature content warning on it ;)
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:icongalaxy-himedere:
Galaxy-Himedere Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
By any chance did you upload the flagged and removed one somewhere? 
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:icondusceja:
Dusceja Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Student General Artist
WHYYYYYYYYY
NOOOO pleeze why the hell would somebody flagg your beautiful writing work ;___;
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:icon2kool4uall:
2kool4uall Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
Do you have any of the flagged fics anywhere else? Like if you have them on the computer, can you post them on another thing and link them in the description?
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:iconwerpderp:
WerpDerp Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
no the STRIDERS ARE NOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!

Can you even beleive that?!
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:iconhetalians4life123:
Hetalians4life123 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
TEREZIS AND VRISKAS WHERE FLAGGED BY ANTI-GAYS WERENT THEY!!! COME FACE ME YOU LITTLE BITCHS!!!
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:iconchrissi-queen:
Chrissi-queen Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student Digital Artist
SOLLUX IS FLAGGED
NOOOOOO
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:iconlittlemisskage:
littlemisskage Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Student Writer
WHY DA FUCK WAS DAVES FLAGGED. I WANT TO KILL A BITCH
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:iconamaya-scarlet:
Amaya-Scarlet Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
Wha... NOOOOOOOOO!! The Striders and Terezi were flagged!! Dx
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:iconmarcelineat:
MarcelineAT Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aww some of my faves were flagged gog dammit
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:iconlolzalo:
LOLZALO Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
Why you remove Sollux?! (Stupid people, no appreciation...)
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:iconmickey-stab-bulus:
Mickey-Stab-bulus Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just LOVE the fact that the Striders where flagged and removed!!! -_-******
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:iconsweetgeekxd:
sweetgeekXD Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Sollux?
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:iconkendiwolf:
kendiwolf Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
tell me the name of the bitch who's flagging my guys and why
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:iconneryss-veletz:
Neryss-Veletz Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
How was Nepeta's flagged!? I would expect the Grand Highblood & Summoner story to be flagged first. That's stupid.
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:iconelitebloom1:
Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
*grabs hatchets and screams like crazy* I WILL FIND THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO FLAGGED THE STRIDERS AND SOLLUX, AND MAKE THEM EAT THEIR OWN LIMBS AND PAINT MY ROOM WITH THEIR MOTHEREFFING BLOOD!!!!! 

Ben and Jeff: *hiding behind the couch terrified* Terrified Simipour icon  
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:iconcocoismynumber1food:
Cocoismynumber1food Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HELL YEAH
LES FCK SOMEFCKASSES UP!
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:iconhomestuckfreaks:
Homestuckfreaks Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
LETS GO GET THEM!!!! 👊👊💢💢👊💢😵
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:icon246amyrose:
246amyrose Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Nuuu sollux 0n0
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:iconnordicgurl4ever:
Nordicgurl4ever Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014
sCREECHES SOLLUX WhY
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:iconpockyandanime:
PockyandAnime Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
would it be possible to upload these stories on a different site?
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:iconarhodiana:
Arhodiana Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nepeta's…Was flagged?
What did you do to poor, sweet, innocent Nepeta? 0_0
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:iconvocaloid-craft:
Vocaloid-craft Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Student Writer
DAMMIT! WHO DARES TO FLAG MY FUDGING ZODIAC'S STORY?!
and I kinda wanted to read Dave's... Gogdammit
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DragonetteEye Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
If you reupload the stories they may not be flagged a second time if you are lucky. So, if you have them saved somewhere, do you think you can reupload them?
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:iconvulpixgirllove:
vulpixgirllove Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
wat no nepeta????? T^T now I just need to wait for fef.....
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:iconlightningstar8:
Lightningstar8 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I have an idea: Maybe you can rewrite the ones that got flagged? I know that's asking too much, but I felt like suggesting it....
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:iconchococrazeh:
ChocoCrazeh Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The only ones I came here for were Dave and Dirk.
Dave: (Flagged/Removed)
Well,At least I have Dir-
Dirk:(Flagged/Removed)
...
WHO DID THIS SHIIIIT?
I WILL HUNT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN!
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:iconlogan0x0:
Logan0x0 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
who flagged terezi!!:fliptable: 
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:icon8luvanime8:
8luvanime8 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*Russia's aura* *pulls out knife* Who dares to flag the Striders will surely die~
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:iconcuttheshadowdemon:
Cuttheshadowdemon Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Damara-chan~ 
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:iconverdeerinneon:
VerdeErinNeon Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Aaaarhhhhg... Silly flaggers. I'm going to flip my shit on the flaggers.
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:iconmissaspie:
MissAspie Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconscreamingplz: NUUUUUUU! WHY DID SOME OF THEM GET DELETED?! EVEN SOLLUX!!! NUUUUUUUUU!
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:iconvulpixgirllove:
vulpixgirllove Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
nuuuuuuu all the guys I like are removed T^T
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:iconponies-and-puppets:
Ponies-And-Puppets Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
i hate the fact my real name is journey so whenever i see journey in a story i flip my shit. 
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:iconblackfirepaw:
blackfirepaw Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
what could nepta do to get flagged i hate people who flag thinking its fun :( 
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:iconkiyokoyotsukisan:
kiyokoyotsukisan Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014   General Artist
sollux nuuuuuu why you flagged/removed? thats so unfair. its like someone went through and just was like "oh my god i looked this up but i dont like this content so flag flag flag" dude why did you look things like this up if you didnt want to read stuff like this//?? UGGUGHGHGHG -blows up people who flagged them- at least gamzee's isnt removed...
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