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You were sitting at home alone, as usual. You had popped a bowl of buttery popcorn and thrown in your DVD of ‘Wayne’s World.’ It was one of your favorites, and you hadn’t seen it in awhile. Besides, you weren’t one to go out on Saturday nights. You preferred staying home in your fortress of solitude, and you figured everyone else liked it that way, too.

As you threw some popcorn carelessly into your mouth, you cellphone rang. You paused your movie and checked the caller ID; it was Dave Strider. Of course, he was one of the only people who ever called you on a Saturday night. He always tried to get you to come to his wild parties, but you always turned him down.

You answered the phone. “Hello?”

“’Sup [Name]?”

“Oh, I’m just sitting here, comfortably watching a movie.” You hoped that telling him you were having a good time would make him forget about asking you to the party and hang up or something. However, that was not the case.

“Well, I called ‘cause we’re having a really cool party and I wondered if you wanted anybody to come pick you up.” You knew he was smirking when he talked. You could also tell that he was on the verge of being wasted. “This party’s off the hook.”

You rolled your eyes. “Dave, you call me at every party to invite me, and every time I say no. Why do you always call me again and again when you already know that I won’t want to go?”

“We’re playing ‘7 Minutes in Heaven’ and you could get your crush.” He said simply. You had never told him your crush, but he certainly knew you had one. You tried to make sure that no one knew who it was, and you guessed you were doing a pretty good job.

You sighed. “Oh fine, but only if you promise to not bug me about your stupid parties again.”

“Oh, you’ll be wantin’ to come back after dis one…” Dave slurred and hung up the phone.

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John and Dave had both arrived at your house to pick you up for the party. John was driving, considering the fact that Dave had already drank over the limit. He wasn’t bad or anything, he was just a little… woozy. They had driven you back to the party and immediately after that, the game got started.

“Okay, everyone!” Dave called out to the party. “Put your items in the box and we’ll start our totally cool ‘7 Minutes in Heaven’ journey!” He held out a small cardboard box, just big enough for everyone to put their items in. Everyone bashed through the crowd to quickly be put in and then gather around the circle.

After everyone put in, Dave quickly held out the box towards you. “C’mon [Name], you know you wanna.~” He shook the box, letting all the contents jingle and jangle inside. You sighed and blindly picked something out of the basket.
(This series has been discontinued due to the excessive amount of flags and removals.)
Woohoo, I started something new! :'3
This is the list of everyone I'm currently planning on doing. I'm putting all of the male kids, trolls, and dancestors. If you want any females, just request in the comments.:

Dave: (This story was unfortunately flagged and removed. Go beat this person up who flagged it, please and thank you.)
John: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Rose:
Jade:
Dirk: (Flagged/removed.)
Jake: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Roxy:
Jane:
Gamzee: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Karkat: fav.me/d5rvpo7
Sollux: (Flagged/removed.)
Equius: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Eridan: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Tavros: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Aradia:
Kanaya: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Terezi: (Flagged/removed.)
Vriska: (Flagged/removed.)
Nepeta: (Flagged/removed.)
Feferi:
Kurloz: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Kankri: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Mituna: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Horuss: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Cronus: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Rufioh: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Aranea:
Porrim:
Meulin:
Damara:
Meenah:
Grand Highblood & Summoner: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Signless & Psiioniic: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
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:iconsweetgeekxd:
sweetgeekXD Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  New member
Sollux?
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:iconkendiwolf:
kendiwolf Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
tell me the name of the bitch who's flagging my guys and why
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Neryss-Veletz Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
How was Nepeta's flagged!? I would expect the Grand Highblood & Summoner story to be flagged first. That's stupid.
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Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
*grabs hatchets and screams like crazy* I WILL FIND THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO FLAGGED THE STRIDERS AND SOLLUX, AND MAKE THEM EAT THEIR OWN LIMBS AND PAINT MY ROOM WITH THEIR MOTHEREFFING BLOOD!!!!! 

Ben and Jeff: *hiding behind the couch terrified* Terrified Simipour icon  
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Cocoismynumber1food Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HELL YEAH
LES FCK SOMEFCKASSES UP!
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Homestuckfreaks Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  New member
LETS GO GET THEM!!!! 👊👊💢💢👊💢😵
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246amyrose Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Nuuu sollux 0n0
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Nordicgurl4ever Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014
sCREECHES SOLLUX WhY
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PockyandAnime Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
would it be possible to upload these stories on a different site?
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:iconarhodiana:
Arhodiana Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Nepeta's…Was flagged?
What did you do to poor, sweet, innocent Nepeta? 0_0
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