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You were sitting at home alone, as usual. You had popped a bowl of buttery popcorn and thrown in your DVD of ‘Wayne’s World.’ It was one of your favorites, and you hadn’t seen it in awhile. Besides, you weren’t one to go out on Saturday nights. You preferred staying home in your fortress of solitude, and you figured everyone else liked it that way, too.

As you threw some popcorn carelessly into your mouth, you cellphone rang. You paused your movie and checked the caller ID; it was Dave Strider. Of course, he was one of the only people who ever called you on a Saturday night. He always tried to get you to come to his wild parties, but you always turned him down.

You answered the phone. “Hello?”

“’Sup [Name]?”

“Oh, I’m just sitting here, comfortably watching a movie.” You hoped that telling him you were having a good time would make him forget about asking you to the party and hang up or something. However, that was not the case.

“Well, I called ‘cause we’re having a really cool party and I wondered if you wanted anybody to come pick you up.” You knew he was smirking when he talked. You could also tell that he was on the verge of being wasted. “This party’s off the hook.”

You rolled your eyes. “Dave, you call me at every party to invite me, and every time I say no. Why do you always call me again and again when you already know that I won’t want to go?”

“We’re playing ‘7 Minutes in Heaven’ and you could get your crush.” He said simply. You had never told him your crush, but he certainly knew you had one. You tried to make sure that no one knew who it was, and you guessed you were doing a pretty good job.

You sighed. “Oh fine, but only if you promise to not bug me about your stupid parties again.”

“Oh, you’ll be wantin’ to come back after dis one…” Dave slurred and hung up the phone.

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John and Dave had both arrived at your house to pick you up for the party. John was driving, considering the fact that Dave had already drank over the limit. He wasn’t bad or anything, he was just a little… woozy. They had driven you back to the party and immediately after that, the game got started.

“Okay, everyone!” Dave called out to the party. “Put your items in the box and we’ll start our totally cool ‘7 Minutes in Heaven’ journey!” He held out a small cardboard box, just big enough for everyone to put their items in. Everyone bashed through the crowd to quickly be put in and then gather around the circle.

After everyone put in, Dave quickly held out the box towards you. “C’mon [Name], you know you wanna.~” He shook the box, letting all the contents jingle and jangle inside. You sighed and blindly picked something out of the basket.
(This series has been discontinued due to the excessive amount of flags and removals.)
Woohoo, I started something new! :'3
This is the list of everyone I'm currently planning on doing. I'm putting all of the male kids, trolls, and dancestors. If you want any females, just request in the comments.:

Dave: (This story was unfortunately flagged and removed. Go beat this person up who flagged it, please and thank you.)
John: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Rose:
Jade:
Dirk: (Flagged/removed.)
Jake: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Roxy:
Jane:
Gamzee: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Karkat: fav.me/d5rvpo7
Sollux: (Flagged/removed.)
Equius: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Eridan: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Tavros: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Aradia:
Kanaya: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Terezi: (Flagged/removed.)
Vriska: (Flagged/removed.)
Nepeta: (Flagged/removed.)
Feferi:
Kurloz: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Kankri: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Mituna: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Horuss: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Cronus: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Rufioh: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Aranea:
Porrim:
Meulin:
Damara:
Meenah:
Grand Highblood & Summoner: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
Signless & Psiioniic: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
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:iconshadowcat395:
shadowcat395 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
WHO IN THE HOLY NOOKSNIFFING FUDGE FLAGGED DIRK AND DAVE?! *Gets my arse breaking clubs at the ready * alright...which one of you done it...
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Boogieman125 Featured By Owner May 22, 2016
>:[ Who flagged Dirk and Terezi!?!?! WTF! WTF! I!JUST! GXVYDVCVSDCGJHCVUGFDUHCVIUG! MOTHERFUCKER!
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Cucoobird Featured By Owner May 11, 2016  New Deviant
WHO THE HELL FLAGGED VRISKA!!!!!!!:hitwithbat: Black Bird icon Angry Papyrus Emoticon Icon Gif - Undertale :fliptable: Rainbow Dash - DO I LOOK ANGRY?! [Free Icon] :angry: 
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Cielfan349895 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Are the flagged ones on another site? This is really good by the way
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:iconxylenneisnotamazing:
XylenneIsNotAmazing Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2016  Student Digital Artist
//GASP
THEM FLAGS...
IM GONNA GO KILLING BRB
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:iconmonkeypants786:
Monkeypants786 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Alright. WHOEVER REPORTED THESE, MAN UP. ADMIT YOUR MISTAKE. YOUR GONNA GET BANNED FOR A FALSE REPORT ANYWAY, SO ITS NO USE.
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:iconaskwhimsicatt:
AskWhimsicatt Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016
*ahem* HOW DOES ONE FLAG OUR PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL NEPETA?! Markiplier scream/FriskFrask 
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:iconmonkeypants786:
Monkeypants786 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Someone get me a knife. *dramatically puts shades on* someone's gettin hurt
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:iconaskwhimsicatt:
AskWhimsicatt Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2016
*LETS GO THUGGING.
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sailormoonnerds Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you think you'll reupload the ones that were flagged/removed?
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:iconcraftyviolinist:
CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Edited Nov 28, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Who fucking flagged and removed SOLLUX?!?!? No one wants an angry fan girl!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Who did it?!? They gonna die!!!
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EpicGamerCat123 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Student Digital Artist
YEAH!!! THEY ARE SOOO GONNA GET IT NOW!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
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:iconcraftyviolinist:
CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
LETS GO!!!
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:iconepicgamercat123:
EpicGamerCat123 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I'VE GOT MY SHOTGUN LOADED AND READY TO GO!!!!
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:iconcraftyviolinist:
CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
*takes Dirk's katana* 
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:iconepicgamercat123:
EpicGamerCat123 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Nice touch!
Now let's kill da bitch who flagged Sollux!!!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!
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:iconcraftyviolinist:
CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
ALL RIGHT!!! *runs off and stabs a bitch*
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:iconepicgamercat123:
EpicGamerCat123 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Student Digital Artist
*stabs another bitch*
NEVER!!!! REPORT!!!! SOLLUX!!!!
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:iconhartfeed-hype:
hartfeed-hype Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Read them all....
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:iconneightingale:
Neightingale Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
//see's that some are flagged// Well dang! they were either flagged for a reason or some Jerk just did that just to be a butt muncher. 

Can you note them, or something?
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GloriousBlue15 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Dave and Sollux...
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MTMira Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Flagged......flagged......FLAGGED!!!!!!MOTHERFUCKING FLAGGED!!!!!! SOME BITCH GON DIE TONIGHT!!!!!!! I'LL FUCKING STAB A BITCH!!!!!!  I'M PISSED!!!!!!Ph33r me crula - FIRERAGE - RAGE :pissed: rvmp Groot is angry Spilt Coffee :coursework: 
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HikaruMokona Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015
Those that were flagged, maybe you could link it to fanfiction. I don't think they'll be flagged there
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gamergirl6788 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist
Dear author-chan,
 Do you think you can note me some of the stories that were flagged or removed?  if you can please reply, thank you.
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xCollin Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015   Digital Artist
oh my god who the hell flagged them bc I need to read them wow I'm mad
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:icongamergirl6788:
gamergirl6788 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015  Hobbyist
(Sees that some are flagged) 
Bitches gonna die tonight
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cottonch33s3cak3kit Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Seriously they got flagged or taken down -.- What do those people have against this stuff?
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:iconbirdywuvya:
birdywuvya Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
That's so sad! ;A;
Would you be able to note me Dirk's story if you could please?
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:iconwubspon3:
Wubspon3 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Student General Artist
I think you should repost them, but with a warning. Mature content.
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:iconxxyorukoxx:
xxYorukoxx Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015
You're kidding! Dirk & Sollux were two of the guys I was hoping for the most & some jerk got it taken down?! :-(
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:iconnatcat0621:
natcat0621 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015
NOOO TEREZIII
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:iconmintleaf13:
Mintleaf13 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Student General Artist
like wtf if u dont like it don't read it or get out of there don't ruin it for other people 
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Ninjahamster5 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe you could rewrite some of them and put them up again vote fore Feferi she's glubbing adorable
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thatonefobfan Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I remember the Vriska one and I was coming back to read it

I AM SO PISSED I WILL FIND THOSE FUCKERS AND BITCH SLAP THEM WITH MY GUITAR
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Goldenhawktress Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Revenge against the flaggers~Asuna (Charge) [V1] 
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xstormrisingx Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
THIS IS NOT OK
BE BACK IN A SEC 
GOTTA GO BEAT UP SOME MOTHERFUCKERS WHO FLAGGED THESE
on a completely unrelated note, does anyone feel up to helping me hide some bodies? ;3
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JelloBird Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
my body is ready for when the damara one comes out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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theninjafoxx Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2015  Student General Artist
same
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sunburstflamethrower Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
WHOEVER FLAGGED/REMOVED THEM STRIDER FANFICS BETTER BUCKLE UP, CAUSE IM GONNA KICK THEIR ASSES TO FUCKING SATURN
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SarianaKatrina Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
Whoever flagged Terezi and the Striders are gonna pay!!!! >:(
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:iconh--ydrophobia:
[WHOEVER FLAGGED THE STRIDERS IS GOING TO GET A SURPRISE FROM THE 
HIGHB100D TONIGHT. WHO FLAGGED TEREZI OMG THATS JUST SAD MAN WHY.]
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Bonniebear98 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Student Writer
You should find the saved for the stories and put them on wattpad! I'm sure people will go read them there!!!
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:iconsaydiee100:
saydiee100 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahsjdshdkfkdje! Now I wanna punch this person/people!
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Student Writer
NOOO! DAVE NOOO! WHY DID SOMEONE FLAG YOUR ENDING?! ITS NOT LIKE WE FUCKED IN THE CLOSET IN SEVEN MINUTES!! A bitch is gonna die tonight...
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WavyWavy Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Sollux: Flagged/Removed"

I'M CRYING
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:iconmonkeypants786:
Monkeypants786 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to beat up the person who reported nepeta.
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:iconarts4lyfe:
arts4lyfe Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
ME TOO
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cglovesyooh Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
STRIDER BROS AND SOLLUX
FLAGGED
GONNA GO PUNCH THIS/THESE PERSON/PEOPLE
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:iconmeowkatie:
meowkatie Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
Can you purr haps re-write the flagged ones on another site, and end us a link?
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WinterAndSomeArtwork Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omfg you made cronus AND eridan I will love you forever
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