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You pulled out your hand to see that you were holding...  a gun! Your eyes went wide and you immediately dropped it back in the box, cringing with fear.

Dave chuckled. “Calm down, [Name]. It’s just a dart gun. It’s Jake’s.”

You peeked in the box, realizing that what Dave said was true. The gun looked similar to a real gun, only it was plastic and had some darts loaded inside. You sighed, feeling like a complete idiot already.

Jake walked up to the front and stood next to you, his usual fangirl fainting smile plastered on his face. Of course, his smile just made you feel all the more nervous. You didn’t know Jake too well, but you did know that girls tended to freak out over him. You also knew he had guns, and not just the good time.

Dave shoved the two of you into the closet, slamming the door shut.

“Hey there, Miss [Name],” Jake said, still smiling politely. “We seem to be alone. What do you propose we do?” You could’ve sworn you saw his smile turn into a smirk for just the slightest of moments, but you decided to shrug it off.

You shrugged. “Um... I dunno, I guess.”

“Well, I have somewhat of an idea, Miss [Name],” Jake replied, “that is, if you don’t mind.”

“Well... what is it?” You asked, blushing. Of course, you knew what he was going to do. You wanted to try to play the innocent card on him.

Jake leaned in and kissed you softly. A slight pink blush colored your cheeks as you leaned closer to him and kissed back. You actually enjoyed the kiss quite a bit. Maybe the things all the girls said about Jake were really true.

Jake broke the kiss, leaving you breath somewhat heavily. He grinned at you. “Do you like my idea?” He asked.

You nodded. “Yeah...”

Liking your answer, Jake dove in for another kiss. This time, however, he was more forceful. He greedily stuck his tongue in your mouth, catching you by surprise. You scooted closer to him, your tongues still locked, trying to make it easier.

Jake pulled you onto his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist. You leaned in as close as you could, attempting to wrap your arms around his neck, but froze when you felt his gun poke you in the leg. You immediately pulled away and fell on the floor of the closet.

“Jake, why do you have your guns with you?!” You cried, looking at him with fear in your eyes.

Jake blinked, his face turning a dark shade of red. “I don’t, Miss [Name]...”

Before you could even infer, Dave pushed open the door. He glanced down at you on the floor in front of Jake. “Looks like someone needs a room.”

“Excuse me!” You shouted, blushing.

Jake held a hand out to you, helping you up off the floor. He whispered in your ear, “I have another idea, if you’d like to continue.”
I'm sorry this is so bad.
Blah, I've had writers block on everything... except for Beatles, in case you didn't notice that.
I am just so sorry. :l

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:iconkirahiscool:
KirahIsCool Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Student Filmographer
GOD JAKE
y u make me bleed
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:iconfanstuck-x-reader:
Fanstuck-X-Reader Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015
Me: oh FUCK YES

Literally my entire family: oh FUCK NO
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
DEAR LORD I HAVENT HAD A FANGIRL INDUCED SPASM IN FOREVER

I HAVE BEEN CURED



PRAISE DAH LAWWWWD
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:icondamnkittyb:
damnkittyb Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
dont you mean praise the lewd?
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
*points fingers* 
ahhhh
i see what you did there
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:icondamnkittyb:
damnkittyb Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Lol
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:iconmelony-gardner:
melony-gardner Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist
My sister thought there was something wrong with me for I could not stop smiling and blushing while internal fangirling. 
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:iconferriluver101:
ferriluver101 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  New member
*eyebrow wiggle* "that wasnt my gun...." oh jake
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:iconpomera-cp:
Pomera-CP Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dave, the most ironic cockblock.
here you go :iconwhisperelements:
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:iconwhisperelements:
WhisperElements Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
m8
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:iconwhisperelements:
WhisperElements Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
now i wanna date a jake cosplayer damn you
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:iconiluvkarkitty:
Iluvkarkitty Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
One, gotta love a good cockblocker, two, it is more of a syringe because it sticks into you and injects something that makes you feel better ;D
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:iconwinterandsomeartwork:
WinterAndSomeArtwork Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dave is best cockblock
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:iconimfantabulous109:
ImFantabulous109 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
It is a gun.....just not the kind you're thinking of reader-chan.
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:iconprinpo:
Prinpo Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
IT'S NOT A GUN




ITS A NERF YO
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:iconshaylee12:
shaylee12 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
Dave is such a cock blocker! Lol
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:iconmehwhatevs:
MehWhatevs Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
My codness this is sooooooo awesome
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:iconfanchic:
fanchic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Please, just please make a lemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconknight-of-blood1998:
Knight-Of-Blood1998 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Then what is it?~ *I coode with a slight lustful voice*
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:iconpeaceluvlife:
PeaceLuvLife Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^w^ I luv your story! sooooooooo kawaii!
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:iconculledtroll:
CulledTroll Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
:iconifyouknowhatimeanplz:
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:icontwiggythegiraffe:
TwiggyTheGiraffe Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haaahhhh
Is that your gun or are you just happy to see me? ;D

That was freaking great.
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:iconmidnaplayer:
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Careful. That "guns" gonna start poking you in the butt real soon XD
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:iconsilverart2zoroark:
SilverArt2Zoroark Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If it wasn't a gun... then what was it? ?.?
I'm curious.... at the same time, I'm not.
But I want to know..
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Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 15, 2014  Student General Artist
.... You have a far too innocent mind to be here.... But, if you wish to know, check below (omfg didn't even try to rhyme it)












Think, what do guys have that are capable of poking someone in the leg while they're kissing? (I apologize for my terrible explanation, I would just say it but then I'd feel dirty .3. )
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SilverArt2Zoroark Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I had to read it 20 times to get what it was saying...
Now I get it-
Well that was awkward-
._.
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Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Student General Artist
lol, I was also going to add that you could read the lower comments, but they were pretty.... blunt.
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:iconbrowmie:
browmie Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Jake, you need to calm your buns.
You are enjoying this a little to much.
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:iconxxhopeless-dreamerxx:
xXHopeless-DreamerXx Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Student Writer
Took me three times to read that
Then....realization hit me
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:iconsweetgeekxd:
sweetgeekXD Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
...........Ehm....BONER XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconkendiwolf:
kendiwolf Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
oh it was some kind of gun alright
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:iconarhodiana:
Arhodiana Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If that wasn't a gun, then…Oh my cod.
OH MY COD.
Wow. I…Wow. 
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Wish-Granted842 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That was basically my reaction... Followed by muffled laughter.
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:iconarhodiana:
Arhodiana Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
"Um…"
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Sandstorm15629 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Omfg.....
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:iconlittle-sasa12:
Little-Sasa12 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That was NOT a gun, Miss Reader-Chan. That was certainly NOT a gun. :iconhurrplz:
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Jany-chan17 Featured By Owner Edited Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpervyjakeenglishplz: 
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:iconisslyss:
isslyss Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
who even are you why would you write that you are so smooth ohmygod you are god
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:icong6force:
g6force Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
who are you and exactly why have you stolen my reaction
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:iconconsciencesanctifier:
conscienceSanctifier Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Dayum Jake
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GodTierGale Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpervyjakeenglishplz:: I have the strangest boner right now.
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SophiFoxQueen Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahahabah yes that was a gun...........reader chan has clearly never rewd a jake fanfic.......hahahahabah I loved this!!!
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:iconnerdyalicorn:
nerdyalicorn Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
cute!
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:iconnyanmeowth:
nyanmeowth Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student Artist
Hey, you can kinda call that a gun XD omfg
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ZlayZlay Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The gun....................... THE GUN!!!!!!!! FJKDHVBNJKEAJRILSHYUFVBCJDKEUFHVNM CJNGUNDFHDSGKHCFDHFHADPOKINGFJDHFAVHFBHBJVFDHMEVHBFJV
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CaramellDancenGirl Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Professional Writer
That was one big gun uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu :iconpervylukaplz:
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:iconnutrire:
Nutrire Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH MY GOD.
THAT GUN-POKING.
THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Oh, Jake.  We all know it wasn't that.
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noname00742 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
Hahaha reminds me of ace ventura
"Your guns poking into my hip" it was a girl with the gun and ace and the girl turned out to be a dude... it was halarious
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HopeBunny Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
That was purrfect! I would like to see what Jakes other idea was though
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Xsoulsoundx Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wouldn't have dropped the gun. I would've shot everyone in the room ROMANO.... (including myself) 
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