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You pull out your hand to see you are clutching a megaphone. You chuckled to yourself, knowing exactly who it was. The item fit them so well.

“Kankri, front ‘n center,” Dave slurred, gesturing towards the open closet. Kankri walked to the front, though he decided to be a gentleman (A/N: won’t be too gentle for long…) and let you enter the closet first. The two of you slid inside the door was shut and locked behind you.

You roll your eyes, knowing exactly what you’re about to be in for.

“This game is violating so many obvious rules. There are so many things that I could tag as triggers existing at this party!” Kankri began to blab on and on. “This game is a violation of peoples’ privacy, especially women. I mean, who in the world would stick some drunken pig like Dave in a closet with someone as innocent as you?”

You blinked. Did he just say what you thought he just said?”

Kankri’s face turned a slight red. “Any who… what should we do in this dreaded place the next seven minutes?”

“Well, I don’t think I’m as innocent as you propose…” You attempted to keep a bad girl fašade with giggling hysterically. You leaned in and kissed the red blooded troll lightly on the lips.

“Oh, really now?” The odd look on Kankri’s face turned into a smirk. He leaned in and whispered haughtily in your ear, “I have a more… sexual trigger, if you would like to try me.” He licked your earlobe, making you shutter.

You figured you would be the dominant one in this game, but apparently, you were wrong.

Kankri pulled you into a romantic and lust filled kiss. When he asked for entrance, you refused to let him in. You wanted to try to keep on the bad girl fašade a bit longer.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, which ever you prefer there), he groped you. Hard. You squealed, opening your mouth and making Kankri take immediate action.

You tried to fight for dominance, but it didn’t work out to well. Kankri easily beat you. You were surprised at how skilled he was, what with the many triggers he had. You were afraid that maybe he would feel like he was disrespecting you… but that’s certainly not how you felt.

Suddenly, Kankri pulled away, leaving a trail of saliva hanging from both of your mouths.
You whined, your face burning. “Why did you stop…?” The troll nodded towards the door.

As if on cue, Dave opened the door, letting in the light. The cool kid sighed, “Looks like Kankri’s ‘triggers’ got the best of him, aye?”

You simply shook your head. “Oh, not really.”

Kankri looked over at you, his mouth in an obvious smirk.

“So, would you like to see more of my sexual triggers… upstairs, maybe?”
THIS ONE SUCKS I AM SORRY ;_;
I tried, but I'm just like... fuck Kankri, I don't know.
I didn't like Kankri a lot, so I'm just like
this is bad.

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:iconxxfrostwillowxx:
xxfrostwillowxx Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
sorry my friend hacked my account
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:iconxxfrostwillowxx:
xxfrostwillowxx Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
i liv asser
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:iconthatoddpancake:
ThatOddPancake Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  New Deviant Student Artist
Kankri, plz love me more :iconpervykankriplz:
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:iconflutteryay101backup:
Flutteryay101Backup Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Why did I read this
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:iconangel434:
Angel434 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
my only answer to Kankri's question ....... YES I WOULD !
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:iconh--ydrophobia:
H--ydrophobia Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015
[....APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FURR
//shot]
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:iconangel434:
Angel434 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
oh my gog XD
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:iconsnkshipper1997:
snkshipper1997 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
something tells me that dave is drinking apple flavoured beer
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:iconpedobearmustdie:
PedoBearMustDie Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I believe the brand is called ' Red's Apple Ale '...
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:iconflutteryay101backup:
Flutteryay101Backup Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Nailed it
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:iconbaselover4:
baselover4 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Whats your thang about frenching???
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:iconwinterandsomeartwork:
WinterAndSomeArtwork Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
meanwhile fandom kankri





nah just playin new headcanon accepted
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:iconmehwhatevs:
MehWhatevs Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
All I could is Ohonhonhon
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:iconfemaleherobrine:
Femaleherobrine Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Professional General Artist
France (Denies) [V1] France and England (Abduct...) [V1] France (Crying) [V3] APH France: Neko!France France (I'm awesome because...) [V2] Hetalia Spinning France Ohon honhon hon Icon 
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:iconthatfezchick:
thatfezchick Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What trigger does Kankri hold in bed?
A sexual trigger Chica eyebrow wiggle 
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:iconknight-of-blood1998:
Knight-Of-Blood1998 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
>//////////<
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:iconkayladoesstuff:
KaylaDoesStuff Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Me: AhsubdidyjsjgHUDHDGUDGEUSHHEJDJHJEHSBUD
Troll!Me: O.o "Kayla?"
Me: GAUGDIHBSJDBNSHZJSNJSBSNHDBSKSNKDKDN
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Student Writer
Oh shit... She went grimdark on us. I repeat she went grimdark.
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:iconkayladoesstuff:
KaylaDoesStuff Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Troll!Me: She's fine now.
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Student Writer
Okay.
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:icondemonicangelface:
DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
Wait a sec. Is your name Kayla?
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:iconkayladoesstuff:
KaylaDoesStuff Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yes, my name is Kayla, why? 

Troll!Me: Now she is fine after a while...
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:icondemonicangelface:
DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
NAME BUDDIES!!!! Btw I <3 your icon it's too cute ^u^
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:iconmayancreature:
MayanCreature Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohhh my gog, your icon makes that 10x better.
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:icondemonicangelface:
DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
Oh my god it does XD
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:iconhurri-cat:
Hurri-cat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
ok, can SOMEONE PLEASE make a part two XT (=w=)
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:iconkierasanderman321:
kierasanderman321 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
0////////0 ASDFGHJKL YUSH LETS GO OWO
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:iconelfmoon3:
elfmoon3 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:blushes:
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:iconlucidcatnip:
lucidCatnip Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student General Artist
I think I made a horrid unapealing noise...
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:iconpoofypenguin087:
PoofyPenguin087 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
I did 
My mom came in my room and was like
'WTF happened to you'
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:iconlucidcatnip:
lucidCatnip Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student General Artist
lol my parents did hear me
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:iconpoofypenguin087:
PoofyPenguin087 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
XD XD lol
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:iconlucidcatnip:
lucidCatnip Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Student General Artist
itsl ike: crap!
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:iconjadethekidr9:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014   General Artist
I am now making inhuman noises because of this. I'm so happy I found these :D 
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:iconblu-roze:
Blu-Roze Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, Kankri, upstairs sounds delightful with you right now. :iconpervplz:




Kankri how did you know that the time was up??
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:icon2kool4uall:
2kool4uall Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
I find it infinitely amusing how Kankri had kept track of how long they were in the closet so that his could be maintained.
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:iconwerpderp:
WerpDerp Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
droool…..
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ISLANDOFKAMILLE Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
Karkat!  Kankri bullied meh!
Karkat "Oh I almost gave a fuck!"
Me "Here's a spoon full of peanut butter! "
Karkat "What!" nom.nom 
Me"That's what you get for not saving me! 
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BloodMistressKill Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
O.o Maybe I would want some triggers...
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:icontehninjakitteh:
TehNinjaKitteh Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohonhon part two purrhaps?
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:iconcyberglitchpasta:
CyberGlitchPasta Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You should honestly make a part 2 for a couple of the characters~ *wonk*
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CyberGlitchPasta Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O////O *has been triggered on so many levels with a nosebleed*
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:iconbrowmie:
browmie Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Holy Fuck Kankri...
All the triggers.
Yes, please, YES!
XD (I've been triggered)
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:iconsweetgeekxd:
sweetgeekXD Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
*nosebleed *
Oh......my.....GOOOOOOOOOOODDDD
(TRIGGERING X`D)
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:iconneryss-veletz:
Neryss-Veletz Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
I love these. They're just awesome.
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:iconcocoismynumber1food:
Cocoismynumber1food Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
DAMN
that was SEXY
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Fanstuck-X-Reader Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
Me: To ze upstairs!

My 4 brothers: *blocking staircase* Common! You can wait...

Me: OUTTA MY WAY BITCHES, IM COMING THROUGH!!!!!! *grabs kankri's arm and barrels through them*
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:iconcocoismynumber1food:
Cocoismynumber1food Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
fuck yeah!
XD
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:iconelitebloom1:
Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
Me: HELL YEAH!
My mom: Hella no! *starts to drag me away*
My best friend: *smack attacks Kankri*
me: NUU MY BAE!!
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FandomsWithMusicians Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconpervykankriplz:
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