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You reached into the box and felt around for a moment. Most of the items were already gone, so it was kind of hard to try and grab something worthwhile. Suddenly, your hand touched something cold and stick. You grabbed the item and ripped it out of the box, hoping nothing disgusting had covered your hand. You were gripping a pair of handcuffs, and they seemed to be covered in… honey?

Dave rolled his eyes. “The Psiioniic’s jar of mind honey must’ve spilled over.” As soon as you heard that, you wiped your hands on your jeans in disgust. “I guess you’ll get the Signless and the Psiioniic.”

You blinked. “Um, both?”

Dave nodded and waved his hands in the air, signaling the two ancestors to come to the front. You watched as the two men pushed through the crowd and made their way to greet you.

“Hello, [Name],” The Signless said, nodding towards you, “you look very beautiful tonight.” You cheeks flushed a light pink.

The Psiioniic shoved the cancer and gave him an annoyed look. “Wow, you are thuch a thuck up.”

“Don’t say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!”

You had never seen the two of them become so violent before. The Signless was usually so caring, though he did have a bit of a temperament, and the Psiioniic was pretty sweet most of the time. Apparently they had a bit of a rivalry that you had never quite seen so up close and personal.

Dave stepped in between the two of them. “Girls, girls, you’re both pretty.” He then pointed to the closet, “Now go, we don’t have all night.”

The Signless gestured, obviously using his manners and signaling ‘ladies first.’ You nervously walked into the closet, and the two followed close behind. Once all three of you were crammed inside, the door was shut and you were alone.

It was quiet for a bit, but soon enough, the Signless spoke, “We can do anything you please, [Name]. We promise not to be too rough with you.”

“I didn’t promise anything,” The Psiioniic muttered under his breath.

You gulped, knowing what he was getting at. “O-Okay, I guess. You’ll have to lead the way, though. I’m not very experienced at this kind of stuff…” You awkwardly scratched the back of your neck and looked away.

The Signless carefully held your face in his hands and leaned in, leaving the softest of kisses on your lips. Your eyelashes fluttered and your face turned a darker red. You obviously didn’t want to be left hanging by the man, and he noticed immediately. However, as soon as he was about to kiss you again, the Psiioniic lifted you in the air with his psionic powers, and dropped you into his lap.

“I’m thure my kitheth are much better,” He said with a smirk. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you into a more forceful lip lock. He certainly wasn’t as gentle as the Signless, but you couldn’t deny that the kiss felt amazing.

You wrapped your arms around the Psiioniic’s neck and tilted your head a bit, giving him easy access to your mouth. He nearly shoved his tongue down your throat while exploring the damp, cavernous place. To him, you tasted of honey and heaven.

Before the situation could go any further, the Signless grabbed your around the waist and practically ripped you off of the Psiioniic’s lap. He held you close, his eyes full of anger towards the other man. “You do not disrespect women like that! And without a single warning!”

The Psiioniic shrugged, eyeing you with his bi-colored orbs. “She didn’t seem to be complaining.” You looked away, unable to face the fact that you did indeed just give in to some intense sexual foreplay, or whatever it was called.

The argument could not continue, for the door opened and Dave peered his head inside. He tapped his foot and had his arms crossed, waiting for the three of you to exit the closet.

“I’m sure she’d be much more pleased with just me,” The Signless said, exiting the closet with you still glued to his side.

The Psiioniic put a hand on his hip, indicating that he was about to ‘get thathy.’ “Why don’t we go upthairth and jutht thee who the better man ith?”
I have finally gotten to the Signless and the Psiioniic. Go me.~
I know he technically changed to the Sufferer, but I usually refer to him as Signless, so that is in the story.
As you guys probably know, I haven't written for either of these guys. I wasn't sure where exactly to go with it, but I tried to think of something.
And that's what this is.
Hope you guys enjoy! c:

Intro: xtanuki.deviantart.com/art/Hom…
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:iconpedobearmustdie:
PedoBearMustDie Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
SaSsY sIgNlEsS bE aLl uP aNd FuCkInG sAsSy BrO...
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animeloverforlife3 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
I like the thought of thathy psiioniic

And have you thought/made a part 2 this
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AnimeLoverFanGirl101 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
'Don’t say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!' THAT FUCKING G0T ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! If i get pissed i WI11 back hand s0me0ne!
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PuppeteerlovesCP Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
Ooooh I can't wait to see what happens upstairs
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FeartheHedgehog101 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
go on Psiioniic, get thathy.
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WTFIsoPsycho Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015   Traditional Artist
Woah, hey do you have a wattpad? If so please tell me for the following reasons....
1. I would LOVE to follow you.
2. I think someone on there might've just stole your work without permission. UNLESS it is you. I just want to make sure before reporting.
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Raccana Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
OMG MORE PLZ XD
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:iconkurlozeslilmamakan:
kurlozeslilmamakan Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Get thathy psii but don't do anything stupid
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WinterAndSomeArtwork Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sassy psiioniic is sassy

I'd say that the signless, however, is a bit....













kranki.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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:iconhemospectrumkiller:
hemospectrumkiller Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
OMFG
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MakaAlbarn9099 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
It's seriously hard not to burst out laughing at almost 4 in the morning XD
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Anonymous-passions Featured By Owner Edited Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
'I swear to gog, I will back hand you!'

Me: England (Laughing) [V3] \

'Ladies, Ladies, You're both pretty!'

Me:   Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] 

'Get thathy'


Me:Tomoya Okazaki (Laughing Hard) [V1] Laugh LOL 
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Knight-Of-Blood1998 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh geez.. What awaits upstairs I wonder -₩-
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:iconknight-of-blood1998:
Knight-Of-Blood1998 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"Don't say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!"
... And it is kinda funny because of the fact that signless said that to Psiioniic who is currently my zoniac troll and I thought that signless and psii were friends XD ROTFL
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erensmainhomie Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student Writer
“Don’t say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!”

Laugh LOL Annie Leonhart (Laughing)  [V1] 
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SavlanalTheFlannel Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student General Artist
"Girls,girls,your both pretty."
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:iconerensmainhomie:
erensmainhomie Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Student Writer
xDD
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:iconjayycee-senpai:
JayyCee-Senpai Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Student General Artist
'get thathy' *dies*
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YourTurtleLordship Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Signless is my Zodiac to~ yus!
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CrispySparklez Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Well this was definitely interesting.... 0u0
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:icontryllobyte:
tryllobyte Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, it's not like I had plans tonight or anything...
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:iconhoodiefaun:
HoodieFaUn Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Student General Artist
That Thathyneth Though
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Homestuck767 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014
Oh gog xD
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LeaOtis21 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
I WILL BACK HAND YOU BOY!!!! -said Everyman who has a son.
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Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
Psiioniic: Wow, you are thuch a thuck up.
Signless: Don’t say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!
Me: ...this will be an interesting 7 minutes...
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kendiwolf Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"The Psiioniic put a hand on his hip, indicating that he was about to ‘get thathy.’ "
"Get thathy"

this will stay an image in my mind for the rest of my life.



I NEED A PICTURE OF THE PSIIONIIC IN A "GET SASSY" POSE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
RIGHT
THE
FUCK
NOW

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Rikciu Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i know someone must have drawn this for you
but after a friend of mine sending me a screan shot of your comment
i knew i had to draw it for you
so here it is 
rikciu.deviantart.com/art/Shit…
enjoy XD
i hope i drew him the way you thought he would look XD
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highlove10 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
So do I-- I want to draw it now--
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:iconamberpelt7:
Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Student General Artist
I feel like I need to at least TRY to draw this now XD
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:iconkendiwolf:
kendiwolf Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
RIGHT???

please so help me god I need a picture of it.
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:iconamberpelt7:
Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Student General Artist
i'll try, but first I must discover what this "thathy" pose actually looks like. [yes, I practically live under a rock.]
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kendiwolf Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
No its okay. I'm not even sure what his thathy pose is XD I just imagined it. I'm sure he actuallyhad one though, iI can see it like in the back of my mind XDDD
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AyaFireheart Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Came here for Psii and stayed for the Signless  :D (Big Grin) 
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ThePrincessPsycho Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student Filmographer
I think I died at 'get thathy' XD
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P3RKY-P12C32 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sign Emoji-03 (Thumbs up)  g00d j0b
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AnimeLover5656 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
:lemon: LEMON A lemon. Lemon head Lovely lemon. Free For Use Lemon Icon :lemon: 
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SkyBlue008 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
A lemon. A lemon. A lemon. Pleeease make a lemon sequel of this! We needz lemon!A lemon. A lemon. A lemon. 
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kylong567 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yassss plz!
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:iconharmonylalexander:
harmonylalexander Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
what a wonderful story
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Animechick1203 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Artist
'Girls, Girls, you're both pretty!' I said that when my mom and dad were arguing about something, but it wasn't major screaming and violent actions thankfully, and because of the little shit I am, I also added, 'There's no need to argue about it!' And they both cracked up, asking where I got that from, and whaddaya know? I got it from here! :)
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Arhodiana Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Girls, girls, you're both pretty! XD
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Homestuckfreaks Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Lemon please for this one!!!! 
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KYRAyo Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You s)(ould definitely make a lemon for t)(is one!
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tiffy2000 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
I'm dying.
I'm gonna use what Dave said.
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derpydash09 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
L aughs
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:iconnerdyalicorn:
nerdyalicorn Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
ooooh, they be haven a threesome!!
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Spawn-Of-Hope Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
//screams in delight
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Vampire-Sora Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I really wanna read the upstairs part >/////<. So flushed right now.
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SophiFoxQueen Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student General Artist
omg can u do one with dirk and dave x reader plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz
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Neko-ScarletSilence Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Student General Artist
I AGREE!!!!!! Pwetty pwease????
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