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You reached into the box and felt around for a moment. Most of the items were already gone, so it was kind of hard to try and grab something worthwhile. Suddenly, your hand touched something cold and stick. You grabbed the item and ripped it out of the box, hoping nothing disgusting had covered your hand. You were gripping a pair of handcuffs, and they seemed to be covered in… honey?

Dave rolled his eyes. “The Psiioniic’s jar of mind honey must’ve spilled over.” As soon as you heard that, you wiped your hands on your jeans in disgust. “I guess you’ll get the Signless and the Psiioniic.”

You blinked. “Um, both?”

Dave nodded and waved his hands in the air, signaling the two ancestors to come to the front. You watched as the two men pushed through the crowd and made their way to greet you.

“Hello, [Name],” The Signless said, nodding towards you, “you look very beautiful tonight.” You cheeks flushed a light pink.

The Psiioniic shoved the cancer and gave him an annoyed look. “Wow, you are thuch a thuck up.”

“Don’t say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!”

You had never seen the two of them become so violent before. The Signless was usually so caring, though he did have a bit of a temperament, and the Psiioniic was pretty sweet most of the time. Apparently they had a bit of a rivalry that you had never quite seen so up close and personal.

Dave stepped in between the two of them. “Girls, girls, you’re both pretty.” He then pointed to the closet, “Now go, we don’t have all night.”

The Signless gestured, obviously using his manners and signaling ‘ladies first.’ You nervously walked into the closet, and the two followed close behind. Once all three of you were crammed inside, the door was shut and you were alone.

It was quiet for a bit, but soon enough, the Signless spoke, “We can do anything you please, [Name]. We promise not to be too rough with you.”

“I didn’t promise anything,” The Psiioniic muttered under his breath.

You gulped, knowing what he was getting at. “O-Okay, I guess. You’ll have to lead the way, though. I’m not very experienced at this kind of stuff…” You awkwardly scratched the back of your neck and looked away.

The Signless carefully held your face in his hands and leaned in, leaving the softest of kisses on your lips. Your eyelashes fluttered and your face turned a darker red. You obviously didn’t want to be left hanging by the man, and he noticed immediately. However, as soon as he was about to kiss you again, the Psiioniic lifted you in the air with his psionic powers, and dropped you into his lap.

“I’m thure my kitheth are much better,” He said with a smirk. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you into a more forceful lip lock. He certainly wasn’t as gentle as the Signless, but you couldn’t deny that the kiss felt amazing.

You wrapped your arms around the Psiioniic’s neck and tilted your head a bit, giving him easy access to your mouth. He nearly shoved his tongue down your throat while exploring the damp, cavernous place. To him, you tasted of honey and heaven.

Before the situation could go any further, the Signless grabbed your around the waist and practically ripped you off of the Psiioniic’s lap. He held you close, his eyes full of anger towards the other man. “You do not disrespect women like that! And without a single warning!”

The Psiioniic shrugged, eyeing you with his bi-colored orbs. “She didn’t seem to be complaining.” You looked away, unable to face the fact that you did indeed just give in to some intense sexual foreplay, or whatever it was called.

The argument could not continue, for the door opened and Dave peered his head inside. He tapped his foot and had his arms crossed, waiting for the three of you to exit the closet.

“I’m sure she’d be much more pleased with just me,” The Signless said, exiting the closet with you still glued to his side.

The Psiioniic put a hand on his hip, indicating that he was about to ‘get thathy.’ “Why don’t we go upthairth and jutht thee who the better man ith?”
I have finally gotten to the Signless and the Psiioniic. Go me.~
I know he technically changed to the Sufferer, but I usually refer to him as Signless, so that is in the story.
As you guys probably know, I haven't written for either of these guys. I wasn't sure where exactly to go with it, but I tried to think of something.
And that's what this is.
Hope you guys enjoy! c:

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Knight-Of-Blood1998 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member Hobbyist Artist
Oh geez.. What awaits upstairs I wonder -₩-
Knight-Of-Blood1998 Featured By Owner Edited 4 days ago  New member Hobbyist Artist
"Don't say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!"
... And it is kinda funny because of the fact that signless said that to Psiioniic who is currently my zoniac troll and I thought that signless and psii were friends XD ROTFL
erensmainhomie Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  New member Student Writer
“Don’t say that about your leader, or I swear to gog, I will back hand you!”

Laugh LOL Annie Leonhart (Laughing)  [V1] 
JayyCee-Senpai Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Student General Artist
'get thathy' *dies*
Ask-Girl-CrowFeather Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Signless is my Zodiac to~ yus!
CrispySparklez Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  New member
Well this was definitely interesting.... 0u0
tryllobyte Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, it's not like I had plans tonight or anything...
HoodieFaUn Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Student General Artist
That Thathyneth Though
Homestuck767 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014
Oh gog xD
LeaOtis21 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
I WILL BACK HAND YOU BOY!!!! -said Everyman who has a son.
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